dark_x_huntress: (Book Icon)
Found this on [livejournal.com profile] cf_pets and had to post it here.


To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight-out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Complain About My Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
dark_x_huntress: (Heath Ledger)
I'm still in shock over Heath Ledger's death. I didn't think it would affect me the way it has. I've been depressed like a mother and to top things off, it's insanely cloudy here as well as cold. I"m trying to get back on track but it's like everywhere I turn there it is in bold print. I have to have the People magazine when it comes out on Friday. There's no question about that.

I found a clip of Ellen addressing Heath's death. As you know I adore Ellen, she's witty, funny and caring. Not to mention she makes celebrities do the craziest things and when Heath Ledger was on her show last year, he was no exception:

dark_x_huntress: (Elizabeth and Will - We Danced)
Actor Heath Ledger was found dead in his New York apartment...


What do you say when something like this happens?  Do they have to mention that he was found naked? I find it intrusive and insensitive, especially when he has a young child who will someday read these articles.

R.I.P. Heath 

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Awesome huh? I can't wait for this book to come out. I wonder if it will be hardcover or paperback. Paperback I hope, if not I'd better start saving my pennies!
dark_x_huntress: (Elizabeth - One More Day)

a very Merry Christmas (or Happy Holidays in case you don't celebrate Christmas). Stay safe and if you're going to party, take the proper precautions please.


dark_x_huntress: (Crab)

So Jaime-Lynn Spears (Britney's sister) is pregnant at 16. Is anyone really surprised? I mean with the trashy, screwed up sister she has, I'm sure everyone was just counting the minutes until she did something stupid. Granted, it took her longer than I originally thought, but sure enough, she did it, she's bringing another helpless child into the world when I'm sure she can't even wipe her own ass.

What I wanna know is, what the hell was her mother thinking when she:

A.) Let her ass date at 16 and
B.) Let her ass hang around her screwed up sister?

Honestly, in this case, the parent is just as guilty as the kid is. Kids having kids, how sad is that? 

dark_x_huntress: (Transformers)

Stay safe and enjoy the holiday! 


dark_x_huntress: (Default)
So Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End is coming out next month but I also heard that a 3 pack with all 3 films is coming out but I don't know when and if it will have more stuff than the single dvds. *grumbles*

But that's not all!

Tomorrow a 4 disc version of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King soundtrack is being released and it will include The Houses of Healing (aka Arwen's Song)! How screwed up is that? So close to Christmas and I can't get it! Not even asking for it for Christmas will work because it's $59.99! The other two soundtracks have been released as extended versions as well but I'd love to have Return of the King more than anything.

See it here on Amazon
dark_x_huntress: (Born in Sin)
If any of you on my FList like writing reviews for books, movies and/or CDs then I encourage you to join [profile] reviewsbyyou and post them there!  
dark_x_huntress: (Amor Real)

Because I lack the programs and the skills to make my own music videos I'm just going to describe it to you. I have the perfect song for the relationship between Logan and Jean Grey from X-Men. This song would definately fit Logan's point of view as he's in love with Jean but she isn't in love with him. 


So yeah, here are the lyrics:

dark_x_huntress: (Taming the Scotsman)
In which I do a picspam.

Breathe Deep )
dark_x_huntress: (Keith Urban)
Saw this on [livejournal.com profile] nabba's LJ.

1. Do you have any recurring nightmares?
Yes and they involve my verbally abusive sperm doner and the house where I had a miserable childhood.

2. When was the last time you screamed in horror?
I don't think I've ever screamed. I'm more of a "Jump out and scare me and I'll bitch slap you" kinda person.

3. What was the most bizarre thing you ever got while trick-or-treating?

4. What do you consider to be the most over-used costume?
That stupid mask from the Scream movies and clowns. I have an issue with clowns.

5. What costume could someone wear that would be a turn-on for you?
A pirate (Of course) or a vampire, but not the stereotypical pale faced, widow's peak kinda vamp. It would have to be unique;)

dark_x_huntress: (Default)
*sniffle* The last Dark Hunter book (At least until the next book comes out) that we'll be discussing.


So what are you're thoughts on the book?

Which character would you rather have as the following and why?:

a.) A friend.
b.) An enemy.
c. ) A lover.
d.) Bodyguard

EDIT: It might be nice if I answered my own questions huh?

a.) I'd have to say Erika (From Dark Side of the Moon), simply because she's a smartass and it seems to me that to survive being around immortals and their egos, you need to be tough and a smartass.

b.) If I had to pick I'd have to say Artemis. Though she's a goddess, Ash is there to control her mean ass in case she wanted to fry me or something.

c.) As much as I love Ash, Kyrian and Valerius, I have to go with Vane. Technically he's not a Dark Hunter but damn he's sexy! I have a deep love for wolves and well, he's a wolf so there you go.

d.) Simi would be a lovely bodyguard. Virtually indestructable, yet caring and funny. She'd be perfect.
dark_x_huntress: (Legolas)

By now you all probably already know but just take this as a friendly reminder:

Acheron's book will be out August 4, 2008!

And there's a blurb about it as well:

From the world of the Dark-Hunters comes the most anticipated book to date...

Eleven thousand years ago a god was born. Cursed into the body of a human, Acheron endured a lifetime of hatred. His human death unleashed an unspeakable horror that almost destroyed the earth. Brought back against his will, he became the sole defender of mankind.

Only it was never that simple...

For centuries, he has fought for our survival and hidden a past he never wants revealed. Until a lone woman who refuses to be intimidated by him threatens his
very existence.

Now his survival, and ours, hinges on hers and old enemies reawaken and unite to kill them both.

War has never been more deadly... or more fun.

*shivers* Sounds very good to me! Also, in February 2008 we get Xypher's story (Remember him from Devil May Cry? The one that Katra visits in Hades for help?). According to the sidebar we'll also meet a new character:

This is the book that introduces Jaden. A mysterious stranger who will forever change the Dark-Hunter world and one who will wreak havoc in books to come...

I seriously can't wait.

Of course, you musn't forget that Upon the Midnight Clear will be out at the end of this month.

Happy Hunting!

dark_x_huntress: (Midnight Clear)
*clears throat*

I got tagged.  [livejournal.com profile] nabba  tagged me :D

1. Look up TEN of your favorite movies on IMDB.
2. Click the trivia link on the sidebar.
3. Post a fun and random bit of trivia from each film.
4. Tag five people.

My Movies )
I tag:
[livejournal.com profile] morriga 
[livejournal.com profile] nicole9514 
[livejournal.com profile] operavampirate 
[profile] erinbear0923 
dark_x_huntress: (Valerius is my Anti-Drug)
Again, sorry for the lateness. I can't wait to discuss Devil May Cry so that will be posted on time, maybe a little earlier (since I have a limited time on the Internet these days).

One more book to go and then we're through (For now) with the Dark Hunter series. Anyone have any suggestions on a new book or series? I had a few in mind, the front runner being The Black Dagger Brotherhood series by J.R. Ward. Feel free to suggest something.


dark_x_huntress: (Valerius is my Anti-Drug)
Between my birthday on Friday and bad rains yesterday, I didn't get the chance to post the discussion until now.

My Thoughts. )

Please don't hesitate to comment on older discussions that you've missed!

Fantasy Lover

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Night Pleasures

Night Embrace

Dance with the Devil

Kiss of the Night

Night Play

Seize the Night

Sins of the Night

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Sep. 28th, 2007 08:21 am
dark_x_huntress: (Legolas)
Sooo... How do you like it? Of course, I can't see it so let me know what you guys think.
dark_x_huntress: (Default)
You'd think a 60 year old woman wouldn't spend all day talking on the phone and on the Internet huh? Sorry this is so late.


dark_x_huntress: (Ethereal - Can't Stay Long)
So I found a promo poster for Pasion and well, um, well I'm not immune to a nice six pack!!!!

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If I came from a deeply religious family I would at this very moment be saying about 100 Hail Mary's and 50 rosary's...


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